I just have to ask one question: When installing an oil filter, and it says that once the gasket grabs, you are supposed to turn it one quarter turn, does this mean to a dealership that you need to torque it down until the 8' breaker bar you are using snaps at the strongest point?

And on a related note, the Subaru dealership in this locality is both the most ridiculously expensive car repair facility I have ever had service performed by, but months later I discover they also don't know what they are doing.